{"id":123,"date":"2003-11-16T09:38:51","date_gmt":"2003-11-16T09:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-02-16T10:53:16","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T10:53:16","slug":"drying-is-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2003\/11\/16\/drying-is-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Drying Is Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>**Drying Is Fun**<br \/>\nISDN 6-666-666666666-6666666666666666666  <\/p>\n<p>This book, by popular childrens&#8217; author Spudchop Tagliatelle, is a must-have for parents of children suffering from post-shower-towelphobia. Witty and beautifully illustrated by popular childrens&#8217; illustrator Robert Crowsfeet, it adopts a patronising tone that the children will mistake for sincerity, yet the parents will recognise as sharp piss-taking out of this pathetic affliction.<\/p>\n<p>*Also by the same author:*<\/p>\n<p>* Chewing Properly Before Swallowing Is Fun<br \/>\n* Waiting Until You Are In The Toilet Before Relaxing Your Appropriate Muscles Is Fun<br \/>\n* Keeping Out Of The Fucking Garage You Little Shit Is Fun<br \/>\n* Well-formed HTML Is Fun><\/p>\n<p>*<a href=\"http:\/\/uborka.nu\/ubi\/000248.html\">Originally posted here<\/a>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>**Drying Is Fun** ISDN 6-666-666666666-6666666666666666666 This book, by popular childrens&#8217; author Spudchop Tagliatelle, is a must-have for parents of children suffering from post-shower-towelphobia. Witty and beautifully illustrated by popular childrens&#8217; illustrator Robert Crowsfeet, it adopts a patronising tone that the children will mistake for sincerity, yet the parents will recognise as sharp piss-taking out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}