{"id":113,"date":"2004-11-08T16:04:55","date_gmt":"2004-11-08T16:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2007-12-08T08:25:58","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T08:25:58","slug":"about-a-kettle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/11\/08\/about-a-kettle\/","title":{"rendered":"About a Kettle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I&#8217;ve seen a lot of toasters,<br \/>\nAnd sandwich makers too,<br \/>\nBut I never could stop searching<br \/>\nFor a kettle just like you.<\/p>\n<p>I like your pouty spout,<br \/>\nAnd your elegant element.<br \/>\nI like your ample handle,<br \/>\nAnd your kooky plastic scent.<\/p>\n<p>Please sit here on my worktop,<br \/>\nAnd boil water for my tea,<br \/>\nAnd tell me how you&#8217;ve always searched<br \/>\nFor a blender just like me.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen a lot of toasters, And sandwich makers too, But I never could stop searching For a kettle just like you. I like your pouty spout, And your elegant element. I like your ample handle, And your kooky plastic scent. Please sit here on my worktop, And boil water for my tea, And tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[134,133,135,128],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-blender","tag-kettle","tag-sandwich-maker","tag-toaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}