{"id":112,"date":"2004-10-18T16:04:54","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T16:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=112"},"modified":"2006-03-08T10:30:18","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T10:30:18","slug":"the-angry-shoebox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/10\/18\/the-angry-shoebox\/","title":{"rendered":"The Angry Shoebox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>There was an angry shoebox,<br \/>\nWho mumbled all day long.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d whine about the weather,<br \/>\nAnd ask where all the red telephone boxes had gone.<\/p>\n<p>The shoebox, he joined UKIP<br \/>\nTo get the phonebooths back,<br \/>\nAnd everyone accused him,<br \/>\nOf being a dumbass racist hack.<\/p>\n<p>And they were right, I guess.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(note: all abbreviations mentioned in this poem are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to any abbreviation, living or dead, is purely coincidental)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was an angry shoebox, Who mumbled all day long. He&#8217;d whine about the weather, And ask where all the red telephone boxes had gone. The shoebox, he joined UKIP To get the phonebooths back, And everyone accused him, Of being a dumbass racist hack. And they were right, I guess. (note: all abbreviations mentioned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}