{"id":111,"date":"2004-08-24T16:04:53","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T16:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=111"},"modified":"2006-03-08T10:30:30","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T10:30:30","slug":"bitter-me-what-gave-you-that-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/08\/24\/bitter-me-what-gave-you-that-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitter? Me? What gave you that idea?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I&#8217;ve known a lot of girls,<br \/>\nIn the days since I was born.<br \/>\nSome were real and made of flesh,<br \/>\nAnd some were merely porn.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve given laughter to many girls,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve even made some cry.<br \/>\nOne of them even slit her wrists,<br \/>\nBecause I made her want to die.<\/p>\n<p>But these are just a sample,<br \/>\nOut of all the girls I&#8217;ve met,<br \/>\nFor most girls that I&#8217;ve spoken to,<br \/>\nI&#8217;d much rather forget.<\/p>\n<p>The girls who laughed at my geeky ways,<br \/>\nWho sniggered, sneered and scoffed.<br \/>\nYou turned me down, well that&#8217;s your loss,<br \/>\nBut I hope your tits fall off.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I hope your tits fall off.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve known a lot of girls, In the days since I was born. Some were real and made of flesh, And some were merely porn. I&#8217;ve given laughter to many girls, I&#8217;ve even made some cry. One of them even slit her wrists, Because I made her want to die. But these are just a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}