{"id":107,"date":"2004-06-07T16:04:49","date_gmt":"2004-06-07T16:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pete.nu\/blog\/?p=107"},"modified":"2009-01-23T15:06:11","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T15:06:11","slug":"gymgoing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/2004\/06\/07\/gymgoing\/","title":{"rendered":"Gymgoing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I&#8217;ll pop down to the gym,<br \/>\nTo do my exercise,<br \/>\nI aim to help my biceps,<br \/>\nAchieve a larger size.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But a man upon the chest press,<br \/>\nWarrants more inspection,<br \/>\nHe isn&#8217;t doing exercise,<br \/>\nBut reading the Arts section!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Piss off, you utter tit,<br \/>\nYour behaviour is obscene,<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t you read the notices?<br \/>\nRest away from the machine!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll pop down to the gym, To do my exercise, I aim to help my biceps, Achieve a larger size. But a man upon the chest press, Warrants more inspection, He isn&#8217;t doing exercise, But reading the Arts section! Piss off, you utter tit, Your behaviour is obscene, Can&#8217;t you read the notices? Rest away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-displeasure","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1341,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/1341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}