I just had an unsolicited call to my mobile. Some guy trying to sell handset insurance. He said: “I understand that you pay \u00c2\u00a37.99 per month for insurance?”<\/p>\n
I said: “No, I cancelled it.”<\/p>\n
He said: “Ah, well, I’d like to make you a better offer?”<\/p>\n
“Better than \u00c2\u00a30 per month?” I said.<\/p>\n
“Haha, ” he said, “Yes, that would be a good offer, wouldn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“Yes, ” I said. “Yes, it would.”<\/p>\n
“Anyway, ” he said, “I shall tell you of my offer.”<\/p>\n
“Seriously, is it a better offer than my current deal?” I asked. “Because if it is, then I’m all ears.”<\/p>\n
He paused, and then thanked me for my time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just had an unsolicited call to my mobile. Some guy trying to sell handset insurance. He said: “I understand that you pay \u00c2\u00a37.99 per month for insurance?” I said: “No, I cancelled it.” He said: “Ah, well, I’d like to make you a better offer?” “Better than \u00c2\u00a30 per month?” I said. “Haha, ” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-meander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pete.nu\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}